The Pedophile Elite

Arielle Isaac Norman
1 min readFeb 25, 2021

It’s not my fault it turns out that part of the keeping up with The Joneses for the ultra rich is getting away with fucking small children. It’s just part of their culture at this point.

If you think the business handshake on a golf course is binding, try one on a pedophile island. You don’t back out of that deal.

I wonder whether some of them do it despite not really being attracted to kids, just because they can get away with it, for the thrill. Like how Wynona Rider didn’t need to steal those socks.

I call anyone who’s worth more than a hundred million dollars The Pedophile Elite. Not that I think everyone that wealthy is a pedophile, it’s just a descriptor: they’re rich enough to get away with fucking kids (Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Zuckerberg, The Clintons, the Kochs, the Catholic church).

You don’t need hundreds of millions of dollars unless you want to fuck kids. And in order to make that much money, you almost have to fuck kids, even if only figuratively.

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