The Pedophile Elite

It’s not my fault it turns out that part of the keeping up with The Joneses for the ultra rich is getting away with fucking small children. It’s just part of their culture at this point.

If you think the business handshake on a golf course is binding, try one on a pedophile island. You don’t back out of that deal.

I wonder whether some of them do it despite not really being attracted to kids, just…

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